I recently read an article by one of my favorite writers Warren Ellis in which he advocates puppy punching as a new Olympic sport. This seems like an idea with great potential to me. It would have to be done in a way similar to that of figure skating my opinion. It would be done to music and points would be awarded for style, technique, as well as rhythm. Heck to appease all those puppy lovers out there it could even be changed to ugly mammal baby beating. In any case it would be the only sport that manages to truly encapsulate the Olympic themes properly. That of beating to death something that was once pure.