If this is you please kill yourself

I hate moshing and I hate moshers. I know this makes me sound old and I guess I am feeling a little older but fuck all I want to do is dance and have a good time at a show not defend myself from smelly punks throwing themselves at me. I understand why people mosh I mean shit I used to be one of those fuckin people, but it just isn't fun anymore it just seems stupid now. I am content to sip my beer and hang in the back and let the music wash over me. As a side note live music is soooooooo good. I know everyone says this but it can't be expressed enough. It is such a different experience. I guess I just wish that more of the music I like was played at good venues in town here.
Oh and just so you don't think I am some hippy loving softy now that I hate moshers well I hate hippy flail dancing even more although the stink is comparable. Just trade stale beer and cigarettes, for petuli and soy farts. Fucking hippies.