Even better then crack

I have an addiction. I can't get enough playoff hockey. I don't know what it is but every year at about this time I am glued to the tv while everyone else I know is out enjoying the beginning of spring. There is is just something about the intensity and the marathon like battle that draws me back every time, and thats just between me and my liver, the one on the ice is even better. So for the next five weeks goodbye to stable nerves and a healthy demeanor.