Thank you mister cab driver and please if it isnt to much trouble could you choke on your own vomit as I watch.

Okay so that may need a bit of an explination. Last night I went to an annual Christmas dinner at an old friend of mines. By about midnight I was ready to go home wrap up a few last gifts and sleep for a long time. I call a cab and am informed that the wait will be 45 minutes. That sucks ut oh well I can wait. An hour and fifteen later I call them back only to find that they have turned off their phones. FUCK. So I call the nexy comapny and am told 45 minutes. Getting really tired and just want to get home. I wait and I wait and I wait. Finally call them back to find out what the hell is going on only to find that they to have turned off their phones. I wind up spending the night on a couch about 5 times to small for myself and finally at about 9 am I am able to get home and pass out in a real bed for a couple of hours. So again fuck you very much cab drivers of Canmore I hope the coal you got in your stocking randomly explodes and you get second degree burns all over your bodies.